The Big Book of Armpits

So! Today, I was told the most ridiculous thing.
I was told I like to observe people's armpits.
Yep, they really did say it, no kidding.


I did it unconsciously they said. Like today, when I pointed out there's a hole in Feng's shirt near the armpit, others were like "Huh, got meh? How come I didn't see it?". Instead of saying I'm observant, one of my so called best guy friend called Jovan Chin had to point out that I like to see people's armpit. Boys' specifically.


 So of cuz my reaction is deny it la! Where got such a thing right??!! Then :'( :'( :'( SengHui betrayed me and pointed out that there was another time when I'd commented on Quek's armpit too. So bad! :'( I don't remember what exactly I said that time, but um I remember I did too....but that's only one time lo! Plus today's only 2nd time, my friends say I like to see people's armpits! *sob sob*


AND They asked me to write a book on it! Like what posture, means what type of character. Something like body language. Super lame right?? Can you JUST imagine "The Big Book of Armpits" selling like hot cakes in bookstores? Can you picture this book being on um, like New Yorks Times Best Seller?


Wasai.